I had an epiphany last night. Granted, last night I was in Sportsters/Spoons/Firkins/almost City (granted, we only walked through the back entrance of Spoons, and then through the front because it was so bloody busy), and I had had a few drinks and was liable to be talking a load of shit, but I'm almost sure this happened.
So me and Nick were happily sitting there, listening to that weird/random curly haired man singing/dancing for the 40th time, and he stops. Then, suddenly Cheryl Cole comes on in the background. And this brings me to my epiphany. Simultaneously, we both suddenly realised (well, maybe not suddenly, I kinda thought so since forever) that the Cole-meister is crap. Like, seriously, how did she go from slapping random toilet attendants to, as now dubbed by the media, 'the nations sweetheart?' It just seems wrong, primarily because her solo songs pretty much suck. Granted, they do have a pretty good beat to dance around to, but said beat was probably created from the memories of Sophie Amogbokpa being punched in the face over and over in her head. That may have been a bit harsh.
But, my point is, how come the so called 'music idols' that have emerged in 'noughties' are all pretty poor? I mean, there have been so many emegerences (is that a word?) of new bands that have well outdone people like Subo or the Cole-meister - granted, these opinions are nothing but personal to me, though I'm sure they're shared by tons of others. And plus, stuff like the X-Factor (I'll admit it myself, even I get hooked on it) just promotes really, really manufactured and crap music, year in and year out. I mean, think about it. Burke-meister aside, has any other X-Factor winner really gotten anywhere? Joe may have an album coming out or whatever, but what's he done? Granted, I don't really follow all of that so he might've done a lot that's not to my knowledge, but I don't see him sparking the hearts of thousands and becoming some idol. I really wish, for music, that I was alive aaages ago, when INXS or Van Halen, or The Cult were all the rage - now that would be good.
But the point is, if I was live back then, would those bands be open o the exact same interpretation? D'you reckon bands like The Beatles acted the exact same way idols do today? D'you think there was a small time band trying to get recognised constantly, but was always blocked by the fame of all these other massive bands? Or, do you think people just thought the exact same as I'm thinking now? They probably did. And don;t get me wrong here, I'm not attacking all the music that came from the noughties, nor am I being one of them 'mainstream music is shit' arseholes, all I'm saying is that, truthfully, the days of amazing 'pop idols' must be well and truly gone, especially when some of ours are just so poor.
But, as is the case with all music, it's completely open to personal interpretation. This rant is coming from a guy who has INXS, The Beatles, Black Eyed Peas, Flo Rida and Kanye West in the same library. And there's tons of people like that. And I'm not saying I hate every song that's ever came out of the noughties, I just don't see how so many of them are loved so much that they become the songs that define these years. Because, personally, the music that made those ten years so great for me wasn't produced by Simon Cowell (though saying that, it probably was considering he owns half the fucking planet), nor was it given to someone for winning a competition in front of an ecstasy-enduced audience. And I'm trying so, so hard not to sound like a music snob here, because I bloody hate music snobs, but that's just my opinion.
Anyway, I'm off. I fancy listening to some will.i.am.
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