I guess this means...hello

It's probably a given that I'll never be on this but i'll introduce myself anyway just to be friendly -

I'M MARK - saviour of souls, vanquishor of demons - the hidden crime fighting supermachine of Falkirk. I enjoy eating a manner of bizarre foods like bat's wings, pelicans beaks and leg of flamingo. I'm also a super-computer hacker, and my skills are enough to destroy the internet. I enjoy riding my unicycle to my underground bunker in which I create large quantities of mutated, genetically engineered centipedes, who have now developed their own society and law system. Not only that, i'm known to ride a hovercraft to my work (the name of my job cannot be specified at this time due to the The Invention Secrecy Act of 1951). I also have a pet dog called Francis Merryweather Bennet, who has learned to speak in sixteen different languages, and is currently practicing to write in ancient egyptian heiroglyphics.

All that nonsense aside, i'm Mark, i'm 17, I live in Scotland and all I really do is eat, sleep, constantly replay Final Fantasy 7 and wrestle with an ever-changing backstory of a novel i've been writing, (quoted from the LHS Yearbook) literaly since before I was born.

Fear me.