On the 12th Day Of Christmas...

Yeah, so I know today isn't the actual 12th Day of Christmas (I don't think that's actually till January at some point) but this is my version of this song in a vain bid to create a masterpiece that will knock RATM, SuBo and whoever wins the X Factor off the charts (I wish).

So the 12th day is now, going all the way down to the 1st day on Christmas day, if you get my drift.

So, rather than my true love sending me twelve drummers drumming, which I probably would appreciate, I think I'd prefer something like this...

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
Twelve droids a-beeping.

'cause lets face it, who wouldn't want a droid helping them out with the Christmas shopping blitz right now? Yes, I can see it now, a little C3PO going crazy in Glasgow -

"I'm programmed for etiquette, not shopping!"

If anyone has any ideas for the next 11 days, give me a comment on this blog post. Seriously. Just do it. It'd be nice!

Mark, out.
xxx