On the 5th Day Of Christmas...

The line on the new 5th day of Christmas needs to be epic - it needs to match the ultimate scream of 'FIIIIVE GOLDEN RINGGGSSS!' in the line to line playback...so what could be as epic as that? What could your true love give to you for Christmas that would beat five golden rings?

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
JACK BAUER'S DAMN IT!

'Nuff said. You knew there was gonna be a 24 related line eventually, right?

Also, thought I'd share my mental news with you, I was pishpishpished last night (I am now suffering the effects :|) yet, I managed to walk home from the Martell back to my house in the freezing cold and frozen snow and ice - without feeling cold at all, or falling/slipping. And the whole walk felt really short, but that's probably 'cause I needed to pee that badly. I think that's quite an accomplishment after 13 bottles of beer, two vodka and cokes, one vodka and red bull, three jack daniels and coke and three shots of tequila. What's even more surprising here is that, as hungover now and drunk as I was last night, I can remember all those things I had to drink. Wowza.

Mark, out.
xxx

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