There's Birds Flying High

Hello all, it's the first night of the *drum roll* 'BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN' !! Yeah, in just two days I shall be an 18 year old - I know it'll get old almost instantly but being 17 has just gotten so boring. So, tonight.

Oh my God, I have never craved a Dominos pizza so much in my entire life. A 'Meateor' one, specifically. You know, it has the meatballs, the BBQ sauce, the pepperoni...it's almost like every God from every religion pointed at a piece of dough and screamed 'YE SHALL BECOME THE GREATEST PIZZA!' And, seriously, it worked - there is nothing better than one of those. And no one - I've voiced this opinion on Facebook tonight - no one will ever understand the pain of not getting that pizza which you so desire. It's a horrific experience that no man should endure.

And, blog title clearly stating my allegiences, did anyone see Danyl on the X-Factor? I don't want to bog down the post with loads've X Factor spam but my God he was amazing! I'm making this promise now, if Danyl does not win the X Factor, i'm going to eat an entire jar of jalapenos. You think i'm lying? I'll post a video. I'm that confident!

Also, another strange occurence of tonight, a strange red spot appeared on the white of my eye - worrying much?! I googled it and found very little on the subject other than that it'll go away in the next few days - but I don't want to look like one of the infected from 28 Days Later for my birthday (that might be stretching it a bit)! Anyway, good news is I can still see and i'm not crying blood yet so I probably just burst something. Which sounds quite horrible.

Another important point i'd like to make tonight - I managed to write down the noise a sand person makes. Here it is in all its glory.

'huhuhhhhrgh!!!'

Beautiful, beautiful.

Mark, out.
xxx

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